While lying in my bed I saw a spider’s web,
I slowly looked around there on the ceiling found,
The biggest spider I had seen,
I wanted to give out a scream.

At two in the morning my mouth started yawning,
The spider didn’t retreat I guess he had me beat,
It seemed like he was staring,
At things that I was wearing.

Men can look at this old body but not that floppy soppy,
So I crept out of the bed,
Got the broom in my hand
Stared at the ceiling and there took my stand,
Up came the broom and I killed him stone dead,
That made me happy so I got back in bed.