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John 3: 16

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

When asleep on the floor,
There’s a knock on the door,
He goes with his mistress so quick,
On opening it up he saw a big lump,

He ran because he felt quite sick,
It was old Auntie Florrie,
Dressed up like a dolly,
To find a man ever so quick.

He hid ‘neath the table before she was able,
To stroke or even touch him made out I was sleeping,
But with one eye a peeping,
She started on poor pussy Jim,
How could I escape this woman I hate,
When the door’s shut and nowhere to go,
Snaked round the couch flopped on the ground,
A bit further from dear old Auntie Florrie