Dear Joany you can’t wake up in the morning,
Her eyes will not open you’ll see,
The only thing that will stir her,
In a tender spot just put a flea.

For my friend it becomes very awkward,
To get herself out of the bed,
Her body say yes her brain says no,
But she knows the cat’s got to be fed.

But I love my friend the way she is,
I’m used to her very strange ways,
But I’ve also got mine and when put into rhyme,
So crazy we both are gee whizz.