My friend is going crackers,
My friend is going spare,
She wants to be a little man,
And sitting on a bear.

I know Christmas now is near,
And lots of things are funny,
But I think she’s the funniest,
To great big laughing bunny.

I do not mean the things I say,
It’s just a lot of fun,
But when I see her walk along,
She’s got a funny shaped bum.