I’ve come to the ladies night to try and have some fun,
We may just get a cup of tea and perhaps a currant bun,
But just now at this moment I’m watching ladies play,
With little bits of plastic all colours in bright array,
They’re now into aerobics it’s legs and bums and tums,
What do they all look like when they smile,
And show their gums,
What different shapes and sizes I see before my eyes.