We’re going off to Manchester for the day,
A ladies meeting with lots of prayer,
A good day will be had by all,
Especially when we’re in the hall.


There’re loads and loads of women,
The hall’s completely packed,
The Welsh lady was brilliant,
And was so rightly clapped.


As tea time comes we went into the loo,
And when we came out there was a big queue,
We sat and ate our lunch and filled ourselves with food,
I burped but didn’t mean to be rude.