I woke up this morning and couldn’t find my nose,
I looked all over even under the clothes,
I didn’t know what I was going to do,
Couldn’t put my glasses on or even read the news.

In desperation I got dressed,
I really had to look my best,
In case the doctor I had to see,
To find out why I’d lost this piece of me.
,
I sat and had me breakfast no glasses on my face,
I really felt bad a total disgrace,
I guess I went on looking,
Till I smelt my breakfast cooking.