I have a friend called Colin,
Who’s very nice in every way,
He comes to work like I do,
So he can earn his pay.

We always come in early,
And talk of many things,
He thinks I’m kind of crazy,
When I open my mouth to sing.

He’s getting married very soon,
Next year I think it’s May,
I hope he is very happy,
On his great wedding day.

It seems a shame I wont be here,
To great him in a morning,
Instead of that I’ll be in bed,
Awake but still I am yawning.

All the best dear friend of mine,
Look forward with a grin,
And if you’re feeling down,
Bash yourself on the chin.