My friend is very funny,
A hair net she does wear,
When lying in her bed,
In case she goes somewhere,
She wants to keep it all in place,
To show off to the human race.

I couldn’t help but laugh at her,
As she came in my room,
She looked like Ena Sharples,
And only needed a broom,
I looked again this morning,
And thought she’d been on the booze.

Her hair will come back to normal,
When she has had a snooze,
I’m glad we can laugh together,
At things that we see funny,
Like just the other day,
My friend said I’d a wiggly bum.

If you’ve got a friend,
By like me and mine,
Just joke with one another,
And you’ll be on the same line,
Don’t get cross or get the hump,
Or you dear friend might give you thump.

If you’ve got a friend,
Who’s worthy of her salt,
Speak to her carefully,
Don’t find fault,
Be light hearted and you will find,
That both of you have peace of mind.