I cannot stand my ma-in-law at all,
Oh what a bore, oh what a bore,
Her voice it really gets into my brain,
Like a huffing, puffing train,
Always complaining about the rain,
I cannot stand no more.

Where can I send her, what can I do,
She’s even worse when she’s got the flu,
Wants the wife to wait on her all day,
Where did we ever let her stay,
It’s much too much for me,
Now can’t you see I’m going for a pee.