Tony rattles and talks a load of crap,
No matter how I listen I couldn’t even clap,
His voice is annoying me ear is going numb,
I’d like to go over there and smack him on his bum.

He stumbles over all his words,
Without his hands he’d be lost,
They’re flying here and flying there,
No matter what the cost.

He really is a nervous man,
His symptons they are bad,
He seems to like all women,
He’s really quite a lad.