My friend she couldn’t take it,
Of drink she had too much,
She went to spew up in the coach,
And gave me the gentle touch.

Margate we enjoyed,
We had a lovely day,
It doesn’t take much to make us happy,
As we go along the way.

But thankfully she’s now put right,
Her stomach’s back to normal,
She’s had coffee, I’ve had tea,
And it’s really quite informal.