Jackie and Keith run a guest house,
Here is one great delight,
Keith comes in with the dinners,
Hair standing on end what a sight.
What have you done to your hair Keith,
It’s all standing up on end,
Oh I thought it would go with the decor,
I can see it’s sent you round the bend.
The bedrooms are comfy and tidy,
The front room just has to be seen,
Every day Jackie goes round with the hoover,
And tries to make everything gleam.
It’s the best little guest house in Blackpool,
And Jackie and Keith are the tops,
When they start laughing and joking,
They really pull out the tops.
The name of the guest house is Brookfield,
It’s sitting in Wellington Road,
So get your name down if you’re in town,
Then come along with your load.