VMenu

John 3: 16

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

I looked in the mirror the other day,
Had such a shock didn’t know what to say,
Standing before me was all lumps and bumps,
Then way below I saw two tree stumps.

Oh my goodness what a sight what a mess,
It’s enough to give you terrible stress,
So I got my clothes and quickly got dressed,
Looked again then felt more impressed.

Yet all through the day it became very clear,
That I had something to bring me some cheer,
When I got home jumped into the bath,
Then all of a sudden I started to laugh.

When leaning forward to wash me feet,
Me boobs went ahead and touched me knees,
Then at the same time I started to sneeze,
Me false teeth fell into the water.

Oh god why did you make me somebody’s daughter,
So big and so fat I’m worse than the cat,
And what’s even worse,
It’s all in this verse.